Photo 17 Apr 16,469 notes butt-berry:

All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it

butt-berry:

All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it

Photo 17 Apr 239,952 notes busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf



this is literally the best post ever

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever

Photo 17 Apr 63,558 notes iamthebadwolf-girl:

hellosweetspoilers:

barrowmen:

theoriginalvictoria:

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR ORGANIC CARBON BASED FEMALES OF FRENCH ORIGIN

#THE KINCKERS ARE SLAYING ME

#ILLUSTRATE #ILLUSTRAAAAAAATE

I am so done with this website omfg.

iamthebadwolf-girl:

hellosweetspoilers:

barrowmen:

theoriginalvictoria:

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR ORGANIC CARBON BASED FEMALES OF FRENCH ORIGIN

#THE KINCKERS ARE SLAYING ME

#ILLUSTRATE #ILLUSTRAAAAAAATE

I am so done with this website omfg.

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Photo 17 Apr 17,067 notes derpycats:

He did this to himself. Then looked at me with sad eyes because I was to busy laughing to help him.

derpycats:

He did this to himself. Then looked at me with sad eyes because I was to busy laughing to help him.

Video 16 Apr 53,072 notes

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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Video 16 Apr 8,362 notes

latenightsandskylights:

Anthony Mackie getting hyped about karaoke during the Captain America press interview.

Video 16 Apr 179,645 notes

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

(Source: prettylittletmi)

Video 12 Apr 63,926 notes

Am I a prude?

(Source: stephenamlls)

via LOL GIFS.
Text 12 Apr 86,771 notes

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

(Source: clestroying)

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Photo 11 Apr 35,011 notes thequietgirlinclass:

textposterdreams:

dr-yourguardianangel:

au8:

10 Starbucks Secret Menu Items
12 Reasons Fake Nails Are The Absolute Worst
14 Simple Things That Make Your House So Much More Awesome
Top 10 Beauty Life Hacks
The Best Foods You Can Make In Your Microwave
10 Amazing Nutella Food Inspirations
9 Pies Dean Winchester Would Love
11 Mouth Watering Foods You’ll Crave
13 Different Ways To Eat Pancakes Around The World
15 Secret Recipes to Popular Food Favorites
13 Suprisingly Fun Ways To Eat Cereal
11 Food Art Photos That Makes All Other Food Look Boring
12 Strangely Satisfying Photos Of Things Inside This Man’s Beard
13 Amazing Photos Of Things Cut In Half
11 Celebrities That Might Be Time Travelers
14 Celebrities That Look Like Mattresses
The 15 Most Unbelievably Colorful Places in the World
15 Awesome Uses for LEGOs You’d Never Think Of

Saving this for later

That first one though…you can order a Cookie Dough Frap from Starbucks??!?

I thought "14 celebrities that look like mattresses" was a typo…
it’s not a typo…

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